Interpretive dance....
Pestered
No offense to anyone who likes it...but it looks kind of stupid to me.
I mean it's FINE if the dance moves actually LOOK like what you're trying to interpret... (The whole POINT, right?)
But if you just get up on stage and flap around to some music, it looks just a bit retarded.
Some teenage girl in church did an "interpretive dance" (more like flapping) to a good christian song this morning. I mean...Yay, it's great that you got up there and did something in the name of the Lord, but could you at least make sense while doing it? D:
Gaaah.
That's just like people who get up to the alter and sing and think they're OH-SO-FABULOUS and they murder the song. D:
God still loves you.
But I don't.
*CRUEL*
I'm just in a bitchy mood, please excuse me.
OH YEAH, and the whole sermon today was on patriotism. Not that I don't love America, but...I came to learn about God, not the USA. D: I go to school for that. I mean, I know most songs for America have God in them....but still, dude. And when it's not a holiday, the stupid preacher won't get off the subject of adultery and divorce and stuff! He's been preaching about it since we started going to this church!
I'm not married! DX
Oh, and my sister was smacking her gum LOUDLY this morning. Goooooooood. That is the most ANNOYING sound....IN THE WORLD!
*end rant*
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From interprative dance, to church to gum...Wonderful...
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Lil' Toddler: YOU KIWED GWAMMA!! I HAFTA DESTWOY YOU NOW!! YEEEEAAGH!!! DESTWOY! *The toddler's head explodes*
Nny:...That is so cute...
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I READ HAPPY NOODLE BOY COMICS, DAMMIT!!
i once went to church and all the father talked about what events were coming up for the parish and the school...
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~the only thing you have to lose, is your sanity~
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"What's in the tea?"
"WATER, BITCH!"
Ours is just....I don't know what's up. But I always tune him out because he starts on adultery and I'm like, "....Dude, I'm not even married. D:"
XD
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You....you....PUMPKIN BANGER! FIRST YOU RAPE A WITCH, NOW YOU'RE BANGING MY PUMPKIN!
Specially since I went to bed at 2 and woke up at 9.
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You....you....PUMPKIN BANGER! FIRST YOU RAPE A WITCH, NOW YOU'RE BANGING MY PUMPKIN!
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Lil' Toddler: YOU KIWED GWAMMA!! I HAFTA DESTWOY YOU NOW!! YEEEEAAGH!!! DESTWOY! *The toddler's head explodes*
Nny:...That is so cute...
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I READ HAPPY NOODLE BOY COMICS, DAMMIT!!
Dude, I had a daydream in the car that Zoey and David were playing the guitar and singing "She Hates Me" and JoJo was sitting on Zoey's amp and Vicky had her drumsticks and was pounding random stuff.
...And someone pushed him into the fountain.
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You....you....PUMPKIN BANGER! FIRST YOU RAPE A WITCH, NOW YOU'RE BANGING MY PUMPKIN!
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MAT: 7:21 "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of
heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
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You....you....PUMPKIN BANGER! FIRST YOU RAPE A WITCH, NOW YOU'RE BANGING MY PUMPKIN!
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You....you....PUMPKIN BANGER! FIRST YOU RAPE A WITCH, NOW YOU'RE BANGING MY PUMPKIN!
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